Leprechaun

By Dawson Seth Barter
East Grand School
Grade Five
    There was an old man. His name was Joe. He was a strange man. He lost his memory. He drooled on himself. They were trolling when he got a nibble and fell out of the boat. His brother, Brad, cast out his line. He did not know that Joe was in the water. Suddenly, Brad got a big tug on his line. It was Joe!! He was a leprechaun. He was really short. Brad calls this lake “Leprechaun Lake.”
    When they got back to land, Joe was a human. Joe never wanted to go back to that lake ever again. Instead, Brad found another lake called Dragon Breath Lake. Brad said he would never go to that lake because of what happened to Joe.
    Instead, Brad sold his party boat for 5,000 dollars, so a millionaire bought it. Joe bought a car that goes on water, but it sank. It had a hole in the tire. It probably had a rock in the tire. It must have had a good size hole in the tire to sink a car that quick.
    Joe rented a crane and got the car out of the water. He had a tire in the crane, so he put it on the car. They went home and never went fishing again.